For the love of God, don’t read this!

When your submarine is only carrying half a crew…

First off, I’ll give credit where credit is due. Because I’m a lazy ass, I sometimes will steal interesting news items that friends have highlighted and riff on those items myself.

In this case, this comes from high school friend Lisa.

This got me to thinking (give him room, folks). Consider the words “organic” and “orgasmic.” If the ‘N’ is omitted from the word “organic,” then all that is needed to make the words match is a little s&m.

But wait. There’s more.

Consider the letters that the two words don’t have in common.


Would anyone like to buy a vowel?

Yes. It’s true. If I’d been a student in the 1960s, the Russians surely would have beaten us to the moon.

* Bonus points for anyone who understands the toilet humor behind the headline.