How to run for Congress, apparently. Yes, Samuel Wurzelbacher, who played the part of “Joe the Plumber” on the 2008 sitcom “The Presidential Election,” has filed papers to run as a Republican in Ohio’s Ninth Congressional District. In the interest of capitalizing on the “Name, followed by the definite article ‘the,’ followed by an occupation” [...]
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Hey, Joe, whaddya know?
Posted: October 16, 2011 in Is this thing on?, Uncategorized, What's in a name, WTF?0
Two tickets to the gun show
Posted: September 23, 2008 in America, WTF?Tags: gun control, right wingnuts, second amendment
If I have to listen to another McCain ad disguised as a radio commercial for “the big gun show,” I’m gonna puke. Let’s be adults. The existence of future gun shows is not in jeopardy, and most certainly is not hanging in the balance. So saying that “this might be the last gun show you [...]
I.B. Puffnstuff
Posted: August 12, 2008 in Movies, WTF?Tags: marijuana, Movies, Pineapple Express, pot, weed
Seems there’s been a little bit of controversy surrounding the latest stoner film “Pineapple Express.” The question has been posed: Are movies like “Pineapple Express,” “How High,” and “Half Baked” encouraging kids to embrace the mari-ju-wanna? I’d like to answer this with a resounding “What the #&%@ are you parents doing sending your kids to [...]
Another travesty
Posted: August 7, 2008 in WTF?, AmericaTags: babes in bikinis, espresso gone wild, terrorism, America, freedom
When I can no longer be served a double latte pretentia mokachino by a bikini-clad barista, then the terrorists have won. Actually, I don’t even drink coffee. Frankly, there are vices out there that are a lot more fun. I’m not going into detail; just use your imagination. You have to admit, though, that crossing [...]
This is a dramatization
Posted: July 25, 2008 in WTF?Tags: ambulance chasers, dead statesmen, idiots, lawyers, reality, shysters, The Heavy Hitter
As some of you know, I’ve been on stay-cation for about two weeks, and in my copious free time I’ve been watching some television. Mostly it’s back and forth between CNN and Comedy Central. On occasion I watch the local stations to catch the local news. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the [...]
Walked on the California coast. Aided and abetted streakers. Got busy in a Burger King bathroom. (“Is he joking? Is he?“) Told you what happened to your father, Luke. Watched a six-year-old kid light up. Where’s that black Sharpie when I need it? Yeah. Last night, Julia and I were at a nice gathering at [...]
