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When your submarine is only carrying half a crew…

July 29, 2008

First off, I’ll give credit where credit is due. Because I’m a lazy ass, I sometimes will steal interesting news items that friends have highlighted and riff on those items myself.

In this case, this comes from high school friend Lisa.

This got me to thinking (give him room, folks). Consider the words “organic” and “orgasmic.” If the ‘N’ is omitted from the word “organic,” then all that is needed to make the words match is a little s&m.

But wait. There’s more.

Consider the letters that the two words don’t have in common.

S-M-N.

Would anyone like to buy a vowel?

Yes. It’s true. If I’d been a student in the 1960s, the Russians surely would have beaten us to the moon.

* Bonus points for anyone who understands the toilet humor behind the headline.

Birds do it. Bees do it.

June 27, 2008

Even desperate Mini-Meeees do it! *

Folks, that’s as clever as it gets on a Friday afternoon.

* With apologies to the estate of Cole Porter. Please do not sue me.