Suggestive Halloween costumes that may never see the light of day…
1. Sexy IRS agent. Spoiler alert…you’re gonna get screwed!
2. Naughty Wet Nurse. Not as fun as it sounds.
3. Oedipus Rex. Complete with temporary “I Heart Mom” tattoo, “MILF Hunter” T-shirt and Jules’ “Bad Motherf—er” wallet from Pulp Fiction. “Hey, Josephus!”
4. Hunky Bassoonist. It could happen.
5. Slutty Philatelist. Anyone wanna play Post Office?
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