First off, I’ll give credit where credit is due. Because I’m a lazy ass, I sometimes will steal interesting news items that friends have highlighted and riff on those items myself.
In this case, this comes from high school friend Lisa.
This got me to thinking (give him room, folks). Consider the words “organic” and “orgasmic.” If the ‘N’ is omitted from the word “organic,” then all that is needed to make the words match is a little s&m.
But wait. There’s more.
Consider the letters that the two words don’t have in common.
S-M-N.
Would anyone like to buy a vowel?
Yes. It’s true. If I’d been a student in the 1960s, the Russians surely would have beaten us to the moon.
* Bonus points for anyone who understands the toilet humor behind the headline.
Tags: DNA No. 3, every sperm is sacred, naughty things, soy, sperm count
August 1, 2008 at 9:58 am |
What really bothers me about today’s post is not that the author has these revealing moments of schoolboy humor (I’m seeing a whole different style of a writer I like to read elsewhere), but that I got the joke.
August 2, 2008 at 8:53 pm |
I’d like to think Benny Hill would be proud.